Match result - 11 March 2007

This weeks match report is written by guest reporter - Sergei Loadza Bolocksovski – from the Russian news agency Pravda.

The views and opinions expressed in this article remain the sole responsibility of Comrade Bolocksovski and Neston Ramblers will accept no liability for anyone who chooses to be upset by this rubbish.

Score 12 : 0

Winners : Red bibs

Comrade Jamieski, Comrade Gedorov, Commisar Daviesovich, Commisar Damiankilachenko, First Secretary Robbineedakovic

Losers : Yellow bibs

Iain, Ritchie, Andy, Mark, John H

In a glorious campaign, the comrades who were proud wearers of the red kit, representing holy mother Russia and steeped in the traditions of the steppes, were willing to lay their lives on the line in their cause to defeat the imperialist capitalist dogs in the yellow bibs.

How appropriate that these cowering infidels wore yellow – faced by the might of the red army, they crumbled and were utterly annihilated.

Long live the revolution & power to the glorious peoples of the republic.

The red army marches on to another victory – they remain unstoppable in their quest to bring triumph after rampant triumph to the motherland – nothing will be allowed to stand in the way of world domination and the defeat of western imperialism by the people.

Sergei Bolocksovski [chief foreign correspondent for Pravda]

Editors note

Comrade Bolocksovski is old school & still lives in fear of losing his dacha, if he were to be seen not to be toeing the party line !!

Our people on the inside suggest that the score was actually 10:8 to the yellow bibs who performed heroically in hanging onto the coat-tails of the opposition and finally clawing their way to what looked like at one point, a most unlikely victory over the blue-bib'd team !